BORIS JOHNSON IS NOW A MAGIC 8 BALL. NEW NOVELTY PRODUCT REVEALED TO HELP GUIDE THE BRITISH PUBLIC OUT OF LOCKDOWN
London, UK – 22nd Feb 2021:
Boris Johnson’s wisdom has been captured in a magic 8 ball – THE BORIS BALL – an advanced decision-making shaking device – created by the three founding brothers of 10 Days. With the roadmap to leaving lockdown imminent, the country will now be able to answer any question just like Boris does, all from the comfort of their own home. All you have to do is shake Boris to reveal his wisdom.
To use the Boris Ball, stare directly at BOJO’s face, and ask it a question, preferably guideline related (but can also be used in daily life decisions). The highly advanced prediction algorithm will reveal the answer in the Boris Ball’s window, as if Boris was in your living room with you.
With 20 BOJO answers – there is not a question the Boris Ball can’t answer.
We are all wondering when we can go back to the pub or have a break from homeschooling?
Now you can get all the answers as if it was coming straight from the Boris’ mouth. Answers include: “Yes and, erm, or no” or “Let’s cumberland wrestle” or “Go to work, don’t go to work” or the classic “Search for the hero inside yourself”.
“Using a year’s worth of finely tuned data, behavioral patterns, and statements, we’ve harnessed the latest in A.I. (absurd intelligence) to provide accurate Boris-like answers” says Dominic, co-founder of 10 Days. This perhaps not-so-clever device, offers affirmative, negative and non-committal statements which will appear through the window on the Boris Ball’s bottom.
The Limited Edition Boris Ball was created by the 3 brothers behind creative shop 10 Days, who wanted to turn BOJO’s blundering political statements into a useful tool for the nation, and raise money for the NHS. Already sold out, a new stock is coming hopefully in the next week. But there is also one of a kind Boris Ball clothing range just to get you feeling more ‘BOJO’. Jolyon White, co-founder of 10 Days commented: “Once we realised that Boris is just like an 8 Ball spouting out random phrases of gibberish – it practically made itself.”
To buy follow @the_boris_ball on Instagram or visit www.10days.london/borisball/ but there’s only a few left – (The Boris Ball is a limited edition product)
About 10 Days: 10 Days, founded by 3 brothers Jolyon, George & Dominic, create blockbuster brand-building campaigns & fame-driving ideas within 10 Days. For more information visit www.10Days.london, or instagram at @10Days.London.